"Hi! I'm Tsuga. I'm the cute one." |
"This is the other Tsuga, Tsuga canadensis. Told you - I'm the cute one!" |
"Ever since I was about two weeks old, none of the fences around here work properly anymore. Only my head fits through the holes! What fun is that? I ask you!" |
"Some goats stop nibbling on peoples' clothing at an early age. They decide it's just not worthwhile." |
"Well, I'm no quitter! I am confident that one day, a piece of clothing is going to be edible. Or at the very least, tear-able! I shall persevere!" |
"My perseverance certainly pays off in other areas." |
"Guess what? This bit of twine may be holding the tarp in place. What will you give me not to pull on it? Think fast - LOL!" |
"When I was only two days old, I didn't know anything. I couldn't wait to tackle the universe. I thought the world would be my |
"I was so right." |
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