|"Hi! I'm Tsuga. I'm the cute one."|
|"This is the other Tsuga, Tsuga canadensis.|
Told you - I'm the cute one!"
|"Ever since I was about two weeks old, none of the fences around here work properly anymore. Only my head fits through the holes! What fun is that? I ask you!"|
|"Some goats stop nibbling on peoples' clothing at an early age. They decide it's just not worthwhile."|
|"Well, I'm no quitter! I am confident that one day, a piece of clothing is going to be edible. Or at the very least, tear-able! I shall persevere!"|
|"My perseverance certainly pays off in other areas."|
|"Guess what? This bit of twine may be holding the tarp in place. What will you give me not to pull on it? Think fast - LOL!"|
|"When I was only two days old, I didn't know anything.|
I couldn't wait to tackle the universe.
I thought the world would be my
|"I was so right."|